From the very first day Ryan Friedman envisioned this group, people from everywhere have been dying to join. And still now, everyone wants to get in this awesome, fun-filled club--they just don't know how. Well, now it's easy. To become a member of the original Organization for the Advancement of Facial Hair, based in San Mateo, California, you must be a student at San Mateo High School. Sorry, those are the rules.

But, hey don't cry about it. OAFH is now expanding its geographic member base by allowing new start-ups of other divisions. You can now start your own local chapter! We at the corporate headquarters have created a start-up kit for newly-forming OAFHs. All you have to do is send in a $20 registration fee and we will send you a kit filled with many tools for building your very own local chapter of the Organization of the Advancement of Facial Hair. Included in the kit is an official OAFH members-only handbook, a facilitator's guide, and the official OAFH t-shirt. And all we ask of you is a small $10 per-year dues fee so that we can continue to provide your group with the best support there is.

And in the future, if we get enough additional chapters formed, we hope to have an annual convention where all the OAFHs can get together and discuss issues of our beloved subject.

But that's jumping the gun a little bit. So, why don't you hurry up and send in your fees? With both of our ideas, we can turn OAFH into a worldwide success. Here's how;